Uploaded 24/05/2016 15:19
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Take a candiru
and drop it in the sea
Watch with pale horror
as it swims up through your pee

Nesting in your weiner
spines shred like knives
soon you'll screaming
for your liiiiife... liiiiiife...

...for your life...

To address the dumb question before it's asked (but it surely will be asked anyway), this is not Byron. It's Clyde Clawmoore, the star of an old gaming comic I used to write when it was hip to do gaming comics. He's basically me, if me was a sloth bear.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5893275/

Also, in the interest of clearing up any confusion this picture may create, this drawing was my contribution to a recent meme about the candiru, described by The Venture Bros. as "a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra." I thought they were making this up. They weren't. This horrible parasite, a catfish no larger than an anchovy, actually exists, although Wikipedia claims that it enters the body through the vagina, not the male urethra as previously thought. Ladies, guard your cooches.
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