Uploaded 24/05/2016 15:20
"Everything's fine... I just found another one of those pesky bears. Emergency Wildlife Evac in progress."
"Hey! Who are you, and what happened to your razor?"
"Never mind that... this is a combat zone, and I'm getting you outta here. Hang on to your diaper, kid, you're going for a ride..."
"Ride? Ride on what? Wait, what are you putting on my leg?"